Random Quotes Archive

“I think it is time for me to start a puzzle.” — Winston (Lamorne Morris), New Girl

“The window of opportunity does not close until you close it.” — Paula Abdul, to contestant Aaron, on So You Think You Can Dance

“We are the human race, and we don’t like being told what to do!” — Gary King (Simon Pegg), The World’s End

“Knock once for yes, twice for no. Are you still alive in there?” — Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), Supernatural

“I think I’m leaking syrup.” — Eli Sachs (Seth Green), Dads

“It’s like Masterpiece Junior as seen on MTV after a jolt of Red Bull.” — Matt Roush describing the new CW show Reign

“You know the problem with drawing lines in the sand… with a breath of air, they disappear.” — Raymond ‘Red’ Reddington (James Spader), The Blacklist

“Why are there dwarves climbing out of our toilet?” — Sigrid (Peggy Nesbitt), The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

“Without books, we would have no past, nor a future.” — Ichabod Crane (Tom Mison), Sleepy Hollow

“Beautiful things don’t demand attention.” — Sean O’Connell (Sean Penn), The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

“Just because your eyes are closed, it doesn’t mean you’re invisible.” — Avery Barkley (Jonathan Jackson), Nashville

“Each relationship nurtures a strength or weakness within you.” — Penelope Garcia (Kirsten Vangsness) quoting  Michael Murdock, Criminal Minds

“When the student is ready, the teacher always appears.” — Dr. Arthur Strauss (Gregg Henry), The Following

“The one that rocks the cradle is the one who rules the world.” — Sean (Sean Astin), Moms’ Night Out

“Just because someone stumbles and loses their way, it doesn’t mean they’re lost forever.” — Charles Xavier (James McAvoy), X-Men: Days of Future Past

“Sunrise, new eyes.” — Big Jim Rennie (Dean Norris), Under the Dome

“We move forward. That’s the only direction God gave us.” — Gabe Bloom (Mandy Patinkin), Wish I Was Here

“Sometimes you make choices; sometimes choices make you.” — Denny (Joshua Leonard), If I Stay

“Lucky isn’t getting the things you want; it’s surviving the things you don’t want.” — Leo Roth (Charlie Rowe), Red Band Society

“We worked all day for forty-five minutes.” — Riley Matthews (Rowan Blanchard), Girl Meets World

“Like my dad said, ‘Nobody likes a cry-baby except their mommy’s and democrats.’ ” — Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (Melissa Rauch), The Big Bang Theory

“I’m so full of adrenaline right now, my blood is basically Red Bull.” — Toby Curtis (Eddie Kaye Thomas), Scorpion

“Anyone who looks on the world as if it was a game of chess deserves to lose.” — Harold Finch (Michael Emerson), Person of Interest

“Good things happen to those who wait for stupid.” — Raylan Givens (Timothy Olyphant), Justified

“Did you just pee on her shoes?” — Wade Kinsella (Wilson Bethel), Hart of Dixie

“You know organic is just a grocery store term for overpriced.” — Jim (Jim Gaffigan), The Jim Gaffigan Show

“The less you have, the more they’re worth. To friends.” — Edward Nygma (Cory Michael Smith), Gotham

“I was so a-scared, sour juice came out my front tail.” — Ralph Wiggum (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons

“People of accomplishment rarely sit back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.” — Leonardo Da Vinci (Tom Riley), Da Vinci’s Demons

“I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.” — Bill, MasterChef

“You don’t ease pain. You overcome it.” — Clarke (Eliza Taylor), The 100

“I learned everyone dies alone. But if you meant something to someone, if you helped someone, or loved someone, if even a single person remembers you, then maybe you never really died. And maybe, this isn’t the end at all.” — Root (Amy Acker), Person of Interest

“He can’t even tell the difference between John Stamos and Snoopy.” — Jess (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl

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