Random Quotes Archive


“I think it is time for me to start a puzzle.” — Winston (Lamorne Morris), New Girl

“The window of opportunity does not close until you close it.” — Paula Abdul, to contestant Aaron, on So You Think You Can Dance

“We are the human race, and we don’t like being told what to do!” — Gary King (Simon Pegg), The World’s End

“Knock once for yes, twice for no. Are you still alive in there?” — Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), Supernatural

“I think I’m leaking syrup.” — Eli Sachs (Seth Green), Dads

“It’s like Masterpiece Junior as seen on MTV after a jolt of Red Bull.” — Matt Roush describing the new CW show Reign

“You know the problem with drawing lines in the sand… with a breath of air, they disappear.” — Raymond ‘Red’ Reddington (James Spader), The Blacklist

“Why are there dwarves climbing out of our toilet?” — Sigrid (Peggy Nesbitt), The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

“Without books, we would have no past, nor a future.” — Ichabod Crane (Tom Mison), Sleepy Hollow

“Beautiful things don’t demand attention.” — Sean O’Connell (Sean Penn), The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

“Just because your eyes are closed, it doesn’t mean you’re invisible.” — Avery Barkley (Jonathan Jackson), Nashville

“Each relationship nurtures a strength or weakness within you.” — Penelope Garcia (Kirsten Vangsness) quoting  Michael Murdock, Criminal Minds

“When the student is ready, the teacher always appears.” — Dr. Arthur Strauss (Gregg Henry), The Following

“The one that rocks the cradle is the one who rules the world.” — Sean (Sean Astin), Moms’ Night Out

“Just because someone stumbles and loses their way, it doesn’t mean they’re lost forever.” — Charles Xavier (James McAvoy), X-Men: Days of Future Past

“Sunrise, new eyes.” — Big Jim Rennie (Dean Norris), Under the Dome

“We move forward. That’s the only direction God gave us.” — Gabe Bloom (Mandy Patinkin), Wish I Was Here

“Sometimes you make choices; sometimes choices make you.” — Denny (Joshua Leonard), If I Stay

“Lucky isn’t getting the things you want; it’s surviving the things you don’t want.” — Leo Roth (Charlie Rowe), Red Band Society

“We worked all day for forty-five minutes.” — Riley Matthews (Rowan Blanchard), Girl Meets World

“Like my dad said, ‘Nobody likes a cry-baby except their mommy’s and democrats.’ ” — Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (Melissa Rauch), The Big Bang Theory

“I’m so full of adrenaline right now, my blood is basically Red Bull.” — Toby Curtis (Eddie Kaye Thomas), Scorpion

“Anyone who looks on the world as if it was a game of chess deserves to lose.” — Harold Finch (Michael Emerson), Person of Interest

“Good things happen to those who wait for stupid.” — Raylan Givens (Timothy Olyphant), Justified

“Did you just pee on her shoes?” — Wade Kinsella (Wilson Bethel), Hart of Dixie

“You know organic is just a grocery store term for overpriced.” — Jim (Jim Gaffigan), The Jim Gaffigan Show

“The less you have, the more they’re worth. To friends.” — Edward Nygma (Cory Michael Smith), Gotham

“I was so a-scared, sour juice came out my front tail.” — Ralph Wiggum (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons

“People of accomplishment rarely sit back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.” — Leonardo Da Vinci (Tom Riley), Da Vinci’s Demons

“I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.” — Bill, MasterChef

“You don’t ease pain. You overcome it.” — Clarke (Eliza Taylor), The 100

“I learned everyone dies alone. But if you meant something to someone, if you helped someone, or loved someone, if even a single person remembers you, then maybe you never really died. And maybe, this isn’t the end at all.” — Root (Amy Acker), Person of Interest

“He can’t even tell the difference between John Stamos and Snoopy.” — Jess (Zooey Deschanel), New Girl

“These people joined a cult to email themselves into the future. Is that not the definition of insanity?” Dr. Ethan Willis (Rob Lowe), Code Black

“…I think you should worry less about who you might offend, and care more about who you might inspire.” — Mike Baxter (Tim Allen), Last Man Standing

“It’s not blackmail. It’s politics.” — Thea Queen (Willa Holland), Arrow

“I want to get back in the competition so bad, like, more than I want people in Chicago to not put ketchup on their hot dogs.” — Charlie, MasterChef Junior

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